According to some scholars, those maggot terrorists who are salivating at the thought of the 72 virgins awaiting them in Allah’s heaven are basing their hopes on a bad translation.
What good Muslims will ACTUALLY get is a lot less enticing.
Watch below:
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72 raisins?! That’s it?!? Sheesh. Kinda sucky when Allah is asking you to strap on a suicide vest and kill innocent women and children.
SOME politically incorrect theologians have noted that the heaven of Islam is very visceral and materialistic compared to the abstract philosophical heaven of traditional Christianity. Almost as if… the former was made up… by materialistic-minded men… and the latter was more philosophically cogent.
I don’t care who you are, if you’re promised a virgin and get raisins, you’re gonna be disappointed. I tell you what.